Define torment: another word for : torture 

You wake me at 6am, when I don’t need to wake till 9am

You give me a longer list of to-dos than the one my dear mummy gives me

You give me pimples, as if I needed o wanted them

my christmas present: sleep deprivation 

Thank you for those things we call friends and the gift/curse of the internet *cough* stumbleupon, tumblr *cough*