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Tue, 14 May 2013 20:57:55 -0400

Curse my stupid forgetfulness!! Now because of it, this all nighter is being a lil me difficult than...

Thu, 09 May 2013 02:34:59 -0400

Curse my stupid forgetfulness!! Now because of it, this all nighter is being a lil me difficult than need be all cause I forgot to buy my damn espresso. Now I’m here sippin sprite like it could even compare to coffee shots. Distractions: they’re wonderful but dangerous like a siren.

thescienceofjohnlock: dream7790: andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeel...

Wed, 08 May 2013 05:36:26 -0400

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

IM LITERALLY LAUGHING LOKE TH RETARDED SEAL TRYING NOT TO WAKE MY MOM UP WITH MY LAUGHTER
I started laughing at the question but when I kept reading the answers I lost it I don’t know if its the espresso kicking into my system…..

It’s like Mother Nature is screwing with me: there is an orchestra of birds chirping away...

Wed, 08 May 2013 02:29:08 -0400

It’s like Mother Nature is screwing with me: there is an orchestra of birds chirping away right now… at 130am…..making my brain think its already 5am and that the birds are waking us all up! Unless if its them having a good time at this hour because they have a better love life than me…….I’m done.

WHY AM I STILL UP AND GOING!!!! It’s not like I have some lover to wait for and in fact being...

Mon, 06 May 2013 03:44:58 -0400

WHY AM I STILL UP AND GOING!!!! It’s not like I have some lover to wait for and in fact being up this late brings on worse things: HUNGER
Damn you insomnia! Damn you late night meal *cough*i mean snack crave!!! -_- of course the nights I need to pull the all nighter my body refuses but oh no it decides to save it for a night when I have time for sleep >.

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Sat, 04 May 2013 14:20:27 -0400

adamchanler: lady-tyrell: the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a...

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:19:49 -0400

adamchanler:

lady-tyrell:

the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army

the second best part is that it actually works

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Sat, 04 May 2013 14:15:46 -0400

siquia: Have some Korra Krew brotos (bro photos lol) in...

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:15:10 -0400

siquia:

Have some Korra Krew brotos (bro photos lol) in anticipation of season 2 (pigs will fly and Jesus will come again before we get an airdate ;_;).

In my head this happens right before they leave for the North Pole and they’re goofing around Air Temple Island with a prototype Future Industries camera (let’s just say they had a decent camera, I mean if they had life-altering plastic surgery).

_{The finished version of this sketch I posted a few days ago. I may have referenced some actual photos with friends for this, Also, I opted for sanity and screencapped the backgrounds.}

insta-gramcracker: svviffer: do you ever just regret 40% of your life yeah it’s called 2006 -...

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:15:07 -0400

insta-gramcracker:

svviffer:

do you ever just regret 40% of your life

yeah it’s called 2006 - 2009

staticpoison: thanl: off-the-wall-geek: So I went on Omegle...

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:14:47 -0400

staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit.

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

rabioheab: so what maybe i have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery to look...

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:14:27 -0400

rabioheab:

so what maybe i have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery to look exactly like lord farquaad from shrek it is none of your business

alivelikeasuicide: solitarylikeme: tinytazninja: dickrockerjanecrocker: blainedarling: heysammy:...

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:14:08 -0400

alivelikeasuicide:

solitarylikeme:

tinytazninja:

dickrockerjanecrocker:

blainedarling:

heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

#empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

Why the fuck is your cousin at that table?

in summary: I’d be so screwed (no pun intended ;) )

mynationaltreasure: toinfinityandbeyonce: smilingemoticon: kanyewesticle: usb-dongle: kanyewesti...

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:20:00 -0400

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

the fact that we refer to ourselves as the jesus fandom XD

teaburger: The three different kinds of exam takers. #in...

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:19:29 -0400

teaburger:

The three different kinds of exam takers.

#in which i am harry

potterheadwhoviangleek: shubbabang: Soap operas are so ridiculous “She’s cheating on you and I...

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:19:25 -0400

potterheadwhoviangleek:

shubbabang:

Soap operas are so ridiculous

“She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we don’t know how.”

Kind of sounds like Doctor Who.

queen-pea: oli-twist: windspray: how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow tumblr humour at its...

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:18:51 -0400

queen-pea:

oli-twist:

windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

tumblr humour at its finest

im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really...

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:18:33 -0400

im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns

Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:18:14 -0400

Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.

lmprovident: The human body is fascinating

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:17:56 -0400

lmprovident:

The human body is fascinating